You’ve Never Seen a Hookup More Awkward Than This

Behold: the most cringe-worthy hookup you’ve ever witnessed. The vegan in this amusing video is surprised to find out that her date is full of crap—and is totally turned off. Does this ring a bell? It looks like someone missed the memo that vegans make better lovers.

Have you been with this guy?

Save Yourself

Next time you find yourself in an awkward encounter like this one, tell your date to cut the crap and face reality. The guy in this video clearly didn’t know that being vegan is one of the best things people can do for their health. Vegans don’t break hearts—they lower their risk of developing heart disease, the leading cause of death in the U.S.

Save Animals

But vegans save more than just themselves. Every year, each vegan spares nearly 200 animals a life of immense suffering and a terrifying death. Animals used for food feel joy, love, and pain just as humans do. Baby cows, chickens, and others are torn from their mothers and spend their entire lives in cramped, filthy conditions.

Save the Planet

Eating animals hurts the planet, too. Animal agriculture is a major cause of deforestation and creates greenhouse gases, which contribute to climate change. Animals on farms produce so much excrement that it often pollutes rivers and lakes, contaminating water sources in the communities that rely on them.

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Now that you know, don’t be like that guy. Go vegan today and save yourself, animals, and the planet. Avoid an awkward hookup, and find that perfect vegan recipe to heat things up for your next date night.