Who’s Who? Zee Attack of ‘Z’ Fur Hagz

Time once again to play “Who Wore It Worse?” First, try to identify today’s contestants, each of whom makes a point to let everyone know she’s married … to cruelty to animals.

On the left: When she’s not au naturel in her garden, she’s flaunting fur in the concrete jungle. If only she’d turn over a new leaf and join PETA’s “Rather Go Naked” campaign …

And on the right: Television has shown us both “real” and “desperate” housewives. Apparently this one is “real desperate”—for an ethical makeover, that is. Need a hint? No wonder Bethenny is my favorite.

Go cast your vote today—and check back tomorrow to find out who is taking home top dishonors.

Written by Karin Bennett