Internet Soup

It’s a heaping, hearty helping of Internet Soup today, and just like Justin Bieber’s tower of trophies at the Teen Choice Awards, it’s guaranteed to make u smile.

• You know burgers are bad for you when … a burger restaurant tells people not to eat them.
• Pizza Hut serves up your favorite toppings. That is, if your favorites are flesh and bloody Band-aids.  
• The milk industry adds being sexist to its repertoire of wrongs.
• We’ll be on a relay team with this vegan marathon record-holder any day of the week.
• Eating amphibians’ legs? Frogeddaboutit.
• Tsunami victims learn that few things help you heal like a seal.
• Old McDonald’s had a marketing ploy, E-I-E-I-O. And the new Happy Meals are still bad for kids, E-I-E-I-O. With diabetes here and obesity there …
• “Absolut” animal rights: Ukrainian minister says “last call” for plying bears with booze.

 
Written by Michelle Sherrow