The Onion on PETA’s Burger King Victory

Yeah, sure, we were pretty happy to get a front page article in The New York Times about the major animal welfare changes Burger King has announced. The AP, USA Today, and BBC stories were pretty great too. But ever since we first heard from Burger King that they were going to make this announcement, everyone at PETA has been holding their breath to see if we would make The Onion. And today, that dream came true. Click the picture below from The Onion‘s exclusive interview with Customer Support Operator Derrick Braswell for the full story:

Derrick Braswell,
Customer Support Operator
“But the cages were what pushed all the flavor tight into the animals.”