‘Win It’ Wednesday: PETA’s Thong and Boxer Shorts

Vegan-Sisqó mash-up time: “Meat’s wrong, wra-wrong, wrong, wrong!” If that doesn’t make you want PETA’s “Vegans Taste Better” thong, which is half of this week’s “Win It” Wednesday, I don’t know what will! The other half is for those who like a looser fit when it comes to their underclothing—a pair of ladies’ zebra print boxer shorts that’ll take your valentine’s zebreath away.

Ready to sport this humane nightwear? Just take some lyrics from your favorite song (don’t worry, you’re not limited to Sisqó’s lyrically rich canon), and come up with an animal-friendly alternative. We’re giving a thong and a pair of boxers each to the two readers who come up with the catchiest verse—so start tapping your inner rhapsodist!

Enter by posting your revised rhymes in the comments section. The contest ends on February 10, 2010, and we’ll pick the winners on February 12, 2010. Be sure to read our privacy policy and terms and conditions, as you’re agreeing to both by commenting. Good luck!

Written by Logan Scherer